144 - Easter 2015 What Happened 2000 years ago

What I think happened.

Do you see the clearly pregnant M. Magdalene depicted in this painting? So everybody who said it is all invented by Dan Brown for his book "The Da Vinci Code" is uninfomed or a blatant liar.

The First adoration of Maria originated from Southern France and was directed to Mary Magdalene with the child of Jesus.
Not "mother" Mary with the child Jesus.
What I think happened with Jesus the Nazarene (he wasn't from Nazareth) is this..
Jesus didn't die on the cross. He was taken off after only a few hours. (Spartacus took three days to die on the cross) After a few days in which he recovered a little, Mary came to the tomb and after seeing he was still alive she wanted to hug her spouse. But Jesus said, "Please Mary don't touch me, I am still bruised and hurting from the ordeal"
"Go and tell the others I have been "resurrected" (meaning still alive) And after that they had to make plans to avoid arrest by the romans.
So Jesus went to the east and Mary went to the west with Jesus´ brother known as Joseph of Arimathea.
Whatever you believe, remember this... The Bible is NOT the word of god. The bible was written by men centuries after the life of Jesus the Nazarene. Those so called christians destroyed all scrolls, books and gospels who contradicted with their view of what christianity should be. This is why the Dead Sea Scrolls and Nag Hamadi scrolls are so important. They show the existense of e.i. the Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Philip, Gospel of Judas and the Gospel of Mary Magdalene. And much more. One of the still enduring lies of the christian dogma is that we are the alone in the universe, that we are the crown of creation.
The best what god ever made...(ridiculous idea)
I wonder how long it will take before the media and scientists admit the existence of Inteligent Alien Lifeforms. Why else would the army have abbreviations like H.A.L. or F.A.L. or E.B.E.
Meaning: Hostile Alien Lifeform and Friendly Alien Lifeform and Extraterrestial Biological Entity. I would love to hear what you readers think about these ideas. Please leave comments...!!!